How to Say “I Have a Small Pp” in Japanese

ちんこが小さい
chinko ga chiisai
The phrase "I have a small pp" is translated into Japanese as ちんこが小さい (chinko ga chiisai).
This is a slang expression used to state that one's penis is small in size.

How do you pronounce it?

chinko ga chiisai

Did you know?

  • If a person uses the polite particle です at the end of this phrase, it creates a 'polite-vulgar' mismatch. This combination is often used intentionally in comedy to make a character sound absurdly formal while discussing something crude.
  • The word ちんこ is a member of a family of 'baby talk' words for anatomy that are often used by adults to soften the impact of taboo topics.
  • In many Japanese online communities, the word ちんこ is often replaced with phonetic variations or symbols to bypass automated censorship filters. This has led to the creation of various 'slang' spellings that function like 'leetspeak' in English.

Examples in context

  • 私は比較的控えめなサイズの性的な部位を持っています。
    I have an intimate body part that is comparatively modest in size.
  • やぁ、俺のちんちんは小さいんだよ。
    Dude, I have a small pp, you know?
  • ちょっと下の方はあんまり大きくないんだよね。
    Hey, I'm not packing much heat down there.
  • ちんこが小さいんだ。
    Chinko ga chiisai nda.
    I have a small pp.
  • 僕はちんこが小さい。
    Boku wa chinko ga chiisai.
    My pp is small.
  • 正直、ちんこが小さい。
    Shojiki, chinko ga chiisai.
    To be honest, my pp is small.

Example conversation

Hiyori and Kenta are discussing their insecurities.

  1. 健太 Kenta

    実は、俺ちんこが小さいんだよ。
    Jitsu wa, ore chinko ga chiisai nda yo.
    Actually, I have a small penis.
  2. 陽葵 Himari

    そんなこと気にしなくていいよ。
    Sonna koto ki ni shinakute ii yo.
    You don't need to worry about that.
  3. 健太 Kenta

    本当に大丈夫かな?
    Hontō ni daijōbu kana?
    Do you think it's really okay?
  4. 陽葵 Himari

    もちろんだよ、健太。
    Mochiron da yo, Kenta.
    Of course it is, Kenta.
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