How to Say “I Will Poop on You” in Spanish

me haré caca encima de ti
/me aɾe kaka enθima de ti/from spelling rules
The English phrase "I will poop on you" is translated into Spanish as me haré caca encima de ti.
This phrase is used to express the intent to defecate on top of another person.

Which one should you use?

While me haré caca encima de ti is the default, other versions exist depending on your location and the level of vulgarity you wish to use. Te cagaré encima. is a more vulgar way to express this in Latin America, and Te voy a cagar encima. is an informal way to say this in Spain.

Is there a formal and an informal way to say it?

The phrase me haré caca encima de ti is considered informal and carries a childish tone due to the use of the word caca. In contrast, the versions using the verb cagar are much more vulgar and informal.

Is it said differently in some regions?

In Latin American countries, you may hear the informal expression Te cagaré encima. In Spain, the informal phrase Te voy a cagar encima. is commonly used.

How do you pronounce it?

/me aɾe kaka enθima de ti/

Did you know?

  • The vulgar verb cagar is used in the idiom cagarla, which means to ruin a situation or make a huge mistake, regardless of any actual defecation.
  • The word encima is a result of univerbation, where the preposition en and the word cima, meaning 'summit' or 'top', merged into one word.
  • The word caca serves as a universal nursery word across many different Spanish dialects when talking about bathrooms with toddlers.

Examples in context

  • Oye, si no me prestas tu coche, te cagaré encima.
    Hey, if you don't lend me your car, I will poop on you.
  • Voy a defecar sobre ti si tomas mi helado.
    I will poop on you if you take my ice cream.

Example conversation

Two people are arguing in a very childish and absurd manner.

  1. Sofía

    ¡Aléjate de mí!
    Get away from me!
  2. Javier

    No me voy a mover.
    I am not moving.
  3. Sofía

    Entonces me haré caca encima de ti.
    Then I will poop on you.
  4. Javier

    No te atrevas a hacerlo, Sofía.
    Don't you dare do it, Sofia.

Sources

  • IPA marked “from spelling rules” is derived from standard Spanish spelling, where Wiktionary gives none.
  • Word origins: Wiktionary entries caca, de, encima, me, ti, CC BY-SA 4.0.
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