How to Say “I Wanna Hit You With a Fish” in Japanese

魚で叩きたい
The English phrase "i wanna hit you with a fish" is expressed in Japanese as 魚で叩きたい.

Is there a formal and an informal way to say it?

The formal way to say "I want to hit you with a fish" is 私は魚で叩きたいです。 For a slang version that means "I wanna beat you up with a fish!", you can use お前に魚でボッコボコにしてやりてーな!

Did you know?

  • In Japanese pop culture and anime, hitting someone with a fish is often used as a comedic trope to signal a character's extreme frustration without being truly violent.
  • The slang term ボッコボコ refers to something being dented or beaten into a pulp and is an example of Japanese onomatopoeia.
  • While お前 means 'you', it is considered highly confrontational or overly familiar and can be offensive if used with a stranger.

Examples in context

  • 冗談だよ、魚で叩きたいだけだよ。
    joudan dayo, sakana de tatakitai dake dayo.
    I'm joking, I just wanna hit you with a fish.
  • 君を魚で叩きたい気分だ。
    kimi o sakana de tatakitai kibun da.
    I feel like hitting you with a fish.

Example conversation

Ren and Yui are joking around in a kitchen.

  1. 蓮 Ren

    魚で叩きたい。
    sakana de tatakitai.
    I wanna hit you with a fish.
  2. 結衣 Yui

    何言ってるの?
    nani itteru no?
    What are you saying?
  3. 蓮 Ren

    冗談だよ、結衣。
    joudan dayo, Yui.
    I'm kidding, Yui.
  4. 結衣 Yui

    変な人ね、蓮。
    hen na hito ne, Ren.
    You're a weird guy, Ren.
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