How to Say “I Eat Poop” in German

ich esse Scheiße
/ɪç ˈɛsə ˈʃaɪ̯sə/word by word
The English phrase "I eat poop" is translated into German as ich esse Scheiße.
This phrase is used as a literal statement to express that one is consuming excrement.

How do you pronounce it?

/ɪç ˈɛsə ˈʃaɪ̯sə/

Did you know?

  • In German, the noun Scheiße can be transformed into a powerful prefix to intensify adjectives, such as in scheißbesoffen to mean 'extremely drunk'.
  • The word Scheiße shares a common ancestor with the English word 'shit', as both descend from the Proto-Indo-European root skeyd-, meaning 'to part' or 'to separate'.
  • While the phrase is a literal description of an action, the word Scheiße is frequently used as an interjection to express frustration, much like the English 'damn' or 'crap'.

Examples in context

  • Ich esse Mist.
    I eat crap.
  • ick fress Kacke.
    I eat poop.
  • Warum sagst du, ich esse Scheiße?
    Why do you say I eat poop?

Example conversation

Hannah and Julian are talking about strange diets.

  1. Hannah

    Was isst du normalerweise?
    What do you normally eat?
  2. Julian

    Ich esse Scheiße.
    I eat poop.
  3. Hannah

    Das ist wirklich ekelhaft, Julian!
    That is really disgusting, Julian!
  4. Julian

    Ich mag es einfach.
    I just like it.

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