How to Say “Like My Balls” in Spanish

como mis pelotas
/komo mis pelotas/from spelling rules
The English phrase "like my balls" is translated into Spanish as como mis pelotas.
This is a vulgar expression used to describe something that is very similar to the speaker's testicles.

Did you know?

  • In many Spanish-speaking countries, calling someone a pelota does not mean they are a ball, but rather a 'sycophant' or an 'overly flattering person' who tries to please a superior.
  • In some regions, the phrase can be used as a dismissive gesture of indifference. Saying something is como mis pelotas can imply that the object or situation is utterly worthless or unimportant.
  • Depending on the region, speakers might swap pelotas for huevos, which literally means 'eggs' but serves as the primary vulgar term for testicles in Mexico.

Examples in context

  • Ese objeto es redondo como mis pelotas.
    That object is round like my balls.
  • Es feo y rugoso como mis pelotas.
    It is ugly and rough like my balls.
  • Es algo pequeño y oscuro como mis pelotas.
    It is something small and dark like my balls.

Example conversation

Two friends are looking at a strange, lumpy-looking rock in a park.

  1. Elena

    ¿Qué es esa cosa tan rara?
    What is that weird thing?
  2. Alejandro

    Es una piedra deforme como mis pelotas.
    It is a deformed stone like my balls.
  3. Elena

    ¡Qué asco, Alejandro!
    How gross, Alejandro!
  4. Alejandro

    Solo estoy bromeando, Elena.
    I am just joking, Elena.

Sources

  • IPA marked “from spelling rules” is derived from standard Spanish spelling, where Wiktionary gives none.
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